I'M CHAPMAN
Daddy Boy Chaps finally got some surgery to fix his broken banana butthole eyes. So to turn his frown upside down, we talked about airlines marking which seats have toddlers when you are booking your flight so you don’t have to sit next to our asshole kids before rebuking the writer of this flyer to hell and back.
Chaps then tagged in Large so me and the big fella could welcome in the ladies of the Got It From My Mama podcast on how life is as a parent once your daughter hits her teenage and 20s. (Spoiler: Being a parent still sucks, even when they are older, maybe even more so than when they are younger. Awesome!).
Finally, we wrap things up with some mailbag questions as well as a delightful milk and cookies from our masked friend from San Antonio.